I went shopping for shoes and I found the perfect pair
They are my solemates
A guy hands a girl two fruits at a grocery.
Girl: I don't want this
Guy: why not? It's a perfect pair
[Long] Tom arrives home to find his notoriously perverted roommate Matt holding a packet of ice to his cheek.
Curious Tom pulls Matts hand away to find that the right side of his face is completely red and swollen.
"Goodness, what happened this time?" He asks.
"I met a hot girl at the bar with a perfect pair of 34 Es. She caught me sneaking a peak a few times." Matt replied.
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Free shoes
A very beautiful brunette with long hair, long legs and a petite figure decided to go shopping for shoes. Her friends warned her that the old, lonely man who worked at the shoe-store would try to look up her skirt to see her panties.
She really wanted a pair of shoes but was dismayed that the...
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