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Whatโ€™s the perfect date?

DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me

So I met a girl last night and we got talking. She asked me what my perfect date would be.

I said DD/MM/YYYY, anything else is just wrong.

On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice?

So... Can I come inside?

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