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Percussions Jokes

How did the DJ threaten his unruly apprentice who was responsible for all of the electronic beats

He threatened him with real percussions

My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble.

I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions

I bought my son a drum set today

My wife was furious but I was ready to face the re-percussions

There was a safety inspector carrying a drum set around the construction site

When I asked why they said:

ā€œIā€™m taking the necessary *percussions*ā€

I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice...

...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.

It was reported some of the bands performing tonight like to hide drugs in there drums.

But don't worry, we've taken the proper percussions

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