Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants.
Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness.
Measure of Success
As a toddler, success means not peeing your pants.
At 16, success means getting laid as often as possible.
At 50, success means means a great career and a loving family.
At 65, success means getting laid as often as possible.
At 90, success means not peeing your pants.
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