UPJOKE

Trying to date women is a lot like paying taxes in the U.S.

they both know what needs to be done and *could* tell you but instead you're the one who needs to figure it out

Paying tax is like smoking crack

I can quit any time I want

If everyone stopped paying taxes...

The government couldn't afford to do anything about it.....

Americans really get angry about politicians not paying taxes...

but they forget that their country is independent because some politicians didn't want to pay taxes.

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