A little old man goes to the bank to take a house loan
The person behind the desk begins to shuffle around the papers and looks the old man in the eye and asks:
Banker: Aren't you a little bit too old to get a house loan?
Man: I know I'm 65 but I do have some funds saved as well. It's mostly my father who suggested I get a place of my own...
I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord
I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him
An ant walked into a man's house
The ant requested the man to stay in his house. The man was polite and allowed it to stay with him without paying rent. After a few more days, another ant, hearing the news about the free accomodation also came and asked for a home. He allowed both of them to stay for free because they were tiny and...