Rick wasn't sure he was dead so he called in an expert. Turns out he was dead.
Poetry about Pawn Stars
You want a poem?
Best I can do is haiku,
take it or leave it.
I went to the doctor because I’ve had the Pawn Stars theme stuck in my head for two weeks
He said he’d have to call in a buddy of his who was an expert on those sorts of things
(But seriously please help me I’m going insane)
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What do you call chess pieces that have sex together?
Pawn stars.
Indiana Jones: "I present the Ark of the Covenant, sacred crypt of the Ten Commandments."
Rick from Pawn Stars: "Best I can do is 25 bucks."
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