What do you call an Irish lady who’s always out on the back deck?
Patty O’Furniture
What’s Irish and lays out on your lawn all night after your St. Patrick’s Day party?
Patty O’furniture
Who's Irish...
... and stays outside all summer?
Patty O'Furniture.
Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?
Patty O’Furniture
Please stand for the telling of the official St Patrick’s Day joke....
What’s Irish and sits on the porch?
Patty O’Furniture
That concludes the telling of the official St Patrick’s Day joke. Thank you citizens you may continue with your lives...
What do you call an Irishman who makes outdoor tables and chairs?
Patty O’furniture.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Patty the Irishman was drinking at his favorite watering hole...
When George the bartender looked up, "Patty it's closing time, get yer ass home Elaine is going to have your head!"
"Oh I know, I know."
Patty got up, and immediately fell down. He crawled to the door, pulled himself up on the handle and fell through the door to the sidewalk outside. H...
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