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A perfect St patty's day joke

An Irishman leaves the bar

I got really drunk on St. Patty's Day last year and took the bus home.

That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before

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Irish I could say I came up with these St. Patty's Day jokes

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
-A rash of good luck.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
- He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
-Regular rocks are too heavy.

How did the Irish ...

What's a burger's favorite holiday???????????????

Saint Patty's Day of course.

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