How many Patriots fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just talk about how good the old one was.
Why do Patriots fans make the best spouses?
Because they don't mind if you cheat.
What do Patriots fans and horse flies have in common?
They’re both annoying.
Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets.
It’s because of inflation.
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