UPJOKE

How many Patriots fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just talk about how good the old one was.

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What's the hardest part about being a Patriots fan?

Telling your parents you're gay

Why do Patriots fans make the best spouses?

Because they don't mind if you cheat.

What do Patriots fans and horse flies have in common?

They’re both annoying.

Patriots fans are being charged more money for Super Bowl tickets.

It’s because of inflation.

Why I am the way I am

My children asked me once why I am the way I am. So I told them.

One day, shortly after my first child was born, I came across an old lamp in a bundle of baby clothes. I wiped the lamp off, and a genie appeared and offered me three wishes. "But," the genie added, "your wishes will come with a...

There is only one thing more annoying than the 877-kars-4-kids commercials....

Any Patriots fan this morning.

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