Monday night and Pats at the bar when Mick walks in with a black eye.
Pat: "What happened you, Mick?"
Mick: "I was in Mass yesterday and Missus Mckenna was sitting infront of me when I notice her dress tucked in between her bum cheeks. So I pull the dress out but she turns around a de...
Pat and Mick were walking down the street when Pat fell into a big hole filled with milk.
Mick runs over to the hole and asks:
“Pat, is it pasteurised?”
To which Pat replies:
“Nah, it’s only up to my knees!”
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