UPJOKE

An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad.

Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died.

Until then, she’d never even been out of the country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued.
“You must take the loyalty oa...

A german stands in the passcontrol in an airport in Paris

Passport officer: Occupation?

German: No, no, only vacation.

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