UPJOKE

I am truly a party animal!

Sadly, a sloth.

A young man named Benny was a real party animal.

He lived for the good times of wine, women, and song. He wished he could continue his life style forever. A genie suddenly appeared before him and made him the following wish: Benny would remain forever young if he would never shave. If he were ever to shave the genie would return and transform him ...

"I've always been a party animal."

..said the chicken.

How many party animals does it take to change a light bulb?

They can't, they just hit the lights!

The world wide quarantines harm wildlife

The WWF reports that the party animal has already gone extinct.

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