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A magician & his parrot on a cruise ship

A magician and his parrot had been working the cruise ship circuit for quite a few years now, and the parrot seems bored and cranky. He starts heckling the magician and ruining the magician’s act by telling the audience how the tricks were done. “He had the dove up his sleeve the whole time!” and ...

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A man decides he wants to get a pet, so he goes to the pet store

And when he gets there, he sees a parrot with no legs sitting on a perch. He walks up to the parrot and asks it how it manages to stay on the perch. The parrot answers: "I have figured out how to wrap my penis around things, so I can remain seated without my legs." The man, intrigued by this decides...

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A man's best friend

A man decides to get a mascot and heads to the pet store. He began to walk up and down the aisles looking at the different animals available but found fault with each. Dogs needed to be walked constantly. Cats are loners. Ferrets smell. Fish are boring. Snakes are, well, snakes. After roaming around...

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