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Parking Warden Jokes

A parking warden was being buried.

As they lowered the coffin into the ground there was a frantic banging from inside and shouts of I'M NOT DEAD! I'M NOT DEAD!

"Ah sorry mate" says the priest, leaning forward to the coffin. "It's too late, I've started filling in the paperwork"

My girlfriend left me because I got a job as a parking warden.

Fine.

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Miss. Piggy needs to go to the supermarket and so she borrows her boyfriend's car...

She gets to the supermarket but it's a Saturday, so it's quite busy. Having trouble finding a spot, she opts to park in the *Family/Disabled Parking* bays close to the store.

She only needs a few things, so she thinks that she will be quick enough that no-one will notice.

When she ret...

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