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Parents Divorce Jokes

My parents divorced over monopoly

My father was mono and my mother was poly.

Few months after their parents divorce, little Johny came home early ..

And heard moaning sounds coming from his mom's bedroom.

He peeked in and saw his mom completely naked and rubbing her crotch moaning " oh god, I need a man ,oh god, I need a man " .

Little Johny ignored it and left .

Few days later , when little Johny came home early , he heard ...

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Therapist: do u blame yourself for your parents divorce

Me: not really

Therapist [quietly while reading through notes]: you probably should

My parents divorced when I was 9, and every other weekend my Dad would pick me up and take me to Hooters....practically raised me there.

...so many good mammaries.

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