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Parent Teacher conference

A boy tells his father, "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you."



The father asks, "What happened?"

"Well she asks me, 'how much is 7 \* 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 \* 7?' so I ask 'what's the fucking difference?'"

"Indeed, what is the difference?" a...

What do you call a parent-teacher conference where the teacher is invisible?

a transparent teacher conference.

I went to my son’s parent teacher conference today

An unkept older man walked out and yelled to me I can go in after the trans.

I was mortified. I started saying in this day and age anyone can be whoever they want. It’s disgusting people like you who make this world a horrible place.

That’s when I saw the Vietnamese family walk out. ...

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My dad got incarcerated for assault during a parent teacher meeting.

He stood on principal.

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A kid is a painting prodigy.

He draws a 100 dollar bill on the floor of the classroom; his teacher breaks her nails trying to pick it up, and calls his father.

In the parent teacher meeting she complains from the kid and explains what happened, the father replies:
"You got lucky! at home he drew a vagina on the power ...

If you see my wife talking to herself this week

Mind your own business. She’s having a parent teacher conference.

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Im dating a girl in my class.

I think her dad caught on during parent teacher conferences...

School assignment

One day in elementary school, a young boy was listening to his teacher lecture about English. "In a word like archaeologist or scientist, the letters i-s-t at the end mean that the words are talking about a person who does something a lot or is really good at it."

Then the students had an ass...

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