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Parabolas Jokes

Why is Ed Sheeran’s favourite math unit parabolas?

Because he’s in love with the shape of U.

What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic formula

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

One day Jesus was delivering a sermon to his flock. "The path to the Lord lies at y=x2−4x+2". A passer-by leans over to Peter and whispers "what's he banging on about?"

Peter replies "don't worry, it's just one of his parabolas"

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