Paddy the Irishman took his goldfish to the vet...
... and says to the vet, "Doctor, my goldfish is very sick! I think he may have epilepsy."
The vet has a quick look at the fish, and after a few seconds he says, "Well, Paddy, your fish looks fine."
Paddy then replies, "Oh wait Doc, I haven't taken him out of the tank yet!"
Paddy the irishman gets a job
Paddy and his friend were hired to install telegraph poles. After his first day his boss approaches and asks how many poles he put down yesterday. paddy says "2" "2!!" says his boss, "My other guys can put 10-15 poles in a day" "yes, but do you see how far theirs are sticking out...
Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub
Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman are arguing in a pub over who comes from the most respectable family. Paddy the Englishman starts 'My uncle is a Bishop and when he walks down the street people address him as Your Grace'. Paddy the Scotsman replies 'That's nothin...
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Paddy the Irishman dies in a horrific fire and his corpse needs to be identified
So the coroner brings in paddys two best friends, Mick and Joe. Mick goes in and tries to identify the mangled corpse, mick says "turn him over", the coroner does. Mick says "ahh jaysus no, that's not paddy". So the coroner brings in Joe, Joe goes in, says to the coroner "turn him over", he does ...
Paddy's bad day at work...
Paddy the irishman is at work, gets a call from his boss in the office. paddy goes into the office & takes the call, comes out 5 mins later looking very sad & upset.
The boss says: what on earth happened paddy?
Paddy: The hospital in London just rang up & told me my mo...
The Three Paddies find a Leprechaun...
The Three Paddies find a leprechaun, who brings them to the top of his rainbow. “Slide down the rainbow, and shout out something, and you’ll find it at the bottom,” He says to them. Paddy the Englishman slides down and shouts gold and he lands in huge pot of gold. Paddy the Scotsman slides...
Three men stop for lunch
Three men stop for lunch on a construction site while working on the 10th floor. The first one, Chang from China says "I am so bored with what I have been having for lunch. If I have noodles again for lunch, I am going to jump off the building" And he opens his lunch to find noodles, and promptly ju...
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