Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman are walking along the beach together, when they come upon a lamp in the sand. Being familiar with such clichés, they picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold a genie appeared before them.
"For releasing me from my prison, I shall grant you both one ...
Paddy Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing how great their uncles are
Paddy Scotsman says "my uncle is a priest, when he walks down the road everyone nods and say father" "That's nothing" says Paddy Englishman, "My uncle is a bishop, when he walks down the road everyone BOWS and says your grace". Not to be outdone, Paddy Irishman looks at them both and laughs. "My ...
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scottish man were at the playground when a leprechaun appeared....
"Lads" says the Leprechaun, pointing to his right: "this is a wishing slide, when you slide down it, just make a wish, and whatever it is ya wish for, you'll land in it!".
"Ok, i'll give it a go" says Paddy Englishman. He begins to climb the ladder.
"Nice and loud now" ...
Three Paddy's stranded in the desert
Three men; Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman, were stranded in the desert where they found a magic lamp.
Paddy Irishman picked it up, gave it a rub and a genie popped out and exclaimed "You have set me free! I'll grant you all one wish each!"
Paddy Scotsman went first...
With all this talk of walls and migrants around the world.
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman find a golden lamp in a forest and when Paddy Englishman rubs it with his sleeve a Genie appears and gives them a wish each.
Paddy Scotsman says "I wish to have neverending riches and alcohol."
Paddy Englishman says "I wish there was ...
The 3 Paddies Encounter a Genie
The 3 Paddies encounter a lamp, and the decide to buff it up a bit, as it was dust covered. While polishing, out emits a Genie.
The genie tells them that he is going to imprison them each for 10 years, the same length of time he was trapped in that lamp. But, he will allow them each to choos...
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