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Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69

Paddy's never done it before so Mary says she'll show him.

She tells him to lay on the floor and squats over him.
As she's lowering herself down she farts. Apologizing, she tries again and farts again.

Paddy jumps up and storms out, yelling "I'll be fooked if I'm hanging around f...

Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department

Paddy and Mary are having some issues in the bedroom department so they go visit the doctor to see if he can help them out.  Mary tells the doctor that no matter what, she can never reach her special place when they make love.

The doctor examines them both and says “I can’t find anything obvi...

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Boating accident

Paddy and Mary divorced a year ago. Paddy was boating with his son Michael when a storm came up and they both drowned.

Officer Murphy had to tell Mary the news. "Well, Mary I have good news and bad news."

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your ex has drowned in a boating accident....

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