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I'm flying out to Las Vegas next month and I am really worried after what happened last year. I don't want anything happening to me.

I'm scared about being stuffed into an overhead bin on a United Airline.

We just flew into Atlanta, and the landing was HORRIBLE.

After the overhead bins quit popping open and the bouncing stopped and the dust settled, the flight attendant got on the intercom and explained.

“I just want to apologize for that terrible landing, but keep in mind that it wasn’t the pilot’s fault. And it wasn’t the airplane’s fault. It was ...

An Israeli Joke

An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry ...

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Little Boy And His Train Set

There was a little boy playing in the living room with his electric train set that he got for Christmas while his mother was in the kitchen doing all the dishes. The mother heard the train stop and heard her son say “All you sons of a bitches that want to disembark get off the damn train, any of y...

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