A man decides to confess to his friend a secret he's been keeping for a long time over text.
“I am so sorry Charlie. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, bu...
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...and the bartender hands him an apple
So I was sitting at the bar one day, and I say to the bartender
"Hey barkeep, can I get a rum and coke?"
"Sure thing! Just give me one second!"
The bartender grabs the rum, he grabs the coke, and puts an apple on the bar
"Hey what the hell is this"
"Take a bite"...
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