Over My Head Jokes - 13 Hilarious Over My Head Jokes

Me and my wife got into an argument once so she smashed a glass coke bottle over my head

Thank God it was a soft drink

Aeroplane jokes tend to go right over my head.

But submarine jokes are beneath me.

I like it when jokes go over my head

Because I really don't like getting hit in the face

What if I lifted a pack of Coca-Cola over my head for twenty minutes a day every day?

That would be soda pressing.

I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it

Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"
but it didnt fly.
Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings

I really like having a roof over my head.

I guess you could say I'm a ceiling fan.

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So my mate rubs his hands over my freshly shaved head and laughs "Feels just like my wife's !"

I rubbed my hands over my head and blinked in surprise. "You're right, it absolutely does."

Years ago when I was a teenager I had a summer job at a petrol (gas) station

Years ago when I was a teenager I had a summer job at a petrol station …. Back in those days it wasn’t self service , so my job was to put petrol in cars when a customer arrived.

I always remember this one particular day when an old chap pulled in and said he wanted a fill-up. Then he got out...

I hate jokes about airplanes

All they do is fly over my head

When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his, that I didn't know.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner, waiting for time to pass by. Then a man approached me and said, "Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies. Look at me now.... I didn't enjoy it." He then passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to ...

I want to fix the roof at our shop, but my boss says only he is allowed to make that decision...

The problem is over my head.

I don't understand the biology of hair growth

It just goes over my head

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My ex girlfriend Sandra's mum came steaming up to me in the supermarket earlier, with a six-pint bottle of milk in her hand..

She ripped the lid off and poured the lot over my head.

"THAT.." she yelled, "Is from our Sandra."

"Oh don't talk like a ." I replied. "That could be from any cow."

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