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Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them?

In the bookstore, under "fiction".

Why dont you ever see beggers over 65?

Because old people hate change

What do you call Hispanic men that are over 65 years old?

Señor citizens.



I’ll see myself out thanks

Hey Girl did you know you're over 65% Water?

And im thirsty.

One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant . . .

In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the centre of the...

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Four old guys are playing their almost daily round of golf one day. They get to the teebox on a par 3 which is within sight of a nearby road. The first three guys hit their shots and miss the green. The last old guy tees up his ball. Just then, a funeral procession drives by in the distance. The old...

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