UPJOKE

No? Huh, you must be out of the loop.

Hey, did you hear about the guy stuck in a time paradox?

Why are Saudi Arabians out of the loop?

Because they live under Iraq!

Was out of the loop. Asian friend told me United Airlines has the power to deny your liberties

He said they punched his rights out.

Ever since I moved away from downtown Chicago...

...I really feel like I’m out of the Loop.

I missed my last two knitting club meetings...

I hope when I return I'm not out of the loop.

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Twas the week before Christmas

‘Twas the Week before Christmas
by Canttake Itany Moore

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the city

The virus still raged. The year was still shitty.

The cars sat snuggly, all still in the street.

There was no place to go. No friends to meet.

Restau...

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