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Out Of School Jokes

My son was just thrown out of school

My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job.
I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

Why were the upper arm, and the forearm kicked out of school?

The were found sharing a joint.

Wanna hear about the time I got kicked out of school?

Everyone knows that kindergarteners are very curious. So back in the day I was peeing at a urinal, and Timmy comes up to me and says, "Whoa, your wiener is huge!"
I thought nothing of it at the time. But when we got back to class, Timmy started telling everyone. Within the hour they wanted to see...

Why did the dyslexic wizard get kicked out of school?

He couldn't spell

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?

It got caught with sea weed.

Why did Stalin fail out of school?

He didn't get high enough Marx.

My girlfriend said she's gonna drop out of school. I told her no...

How hard can kindergarten be?

My son dropped out of school to build houses for horses

I can't complain though, it's a real stable job

I was thrown out of school because my boyfriend filled out my application.

They said I didn't apply myself

Doing math after years out of school is like riding a bike

It's no fun when you run into something hard.

What happens to a math major when he flunks out of school?

The aftermath

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders' kids must be failing out of school...

Cause they're probably taught to avoid answering every question.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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There once was a child born missing an eye...

At birth the doctors decided it best to give the child a wooden eye until the family could afford to get the baby a nice glass eye.

Sadly the family could never afford it. And the boy was bullied a lot in school over it and eventually was taken out and home schooled. Everywhere he went he had...

Johnny learns fast…

Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.”
Teacher: “Please stay out of school for one week.”

Boy 2 laughed…
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 2: “I saw both your bra straps.”
Teacher: “Suspended from school for one month.”

Teacher bent down to pic...

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