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Oui Oui Jokes

What do French men have that French women don't?

A oui oui.

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A man went on a trip to France

He didn’t have much money so he decided to stay in a hostel. All night he kept trying to sleep but the sounds of an ambulance coming from the room next door kept him up.

The next night he went to go to sleep and the same thing happened; woken up by ambulance sounds except this time from acro...

3 Psychoanalysts walk into a bar

Bartender says: we have every beer from around the world. What can I get you fellas?

Sigmund Freud says: I’ll have an Austrian lager in a pint glass

Carl Jung says: I’ll have a Swiss lager also in a pint glass

Bartender looks at the third guy and says: where you from buddy?
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Did you hear about the agreeable French pig?

He went oui oui oui, all the way home!

Do you know why the French invented the portapotty?

They needed somewhere to oui oui

What did the Scotsman say to the Frenchman at the urinal?

Oui oui.

What's the best thing about dating a French guy?

Their oui oui.

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Nothing better than sex in France.

I mean, where else are you gonna get some oui oui?

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What do Frenchmen call their penises?

Their oui ouis

Guy gets a job as a spy...

He's sent on his first mission, and told that the secret passphrase he has to give to contacts is, "The night-bird flies at dawn."

He's instructed to go to London, head to Piccadilly Circus, and speak to a guy in a purple fedora, busking. So he flies to London, goes to Piccadilly Circus, fin...

French Class

Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"

Professor: "oui oui"

Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"

A man with a dog walks into a bar.

The bartender says “Is that a French poodle, because he’s going oui oui all over the place”

The Talking Cat (Original)

Two French brothers are out fishing when one hooks something on his line. After a lot of huffing and puffing by the two of them, they pull up a small wooden chest. They open it, and inside there is a small tabby cat with a note that says "This is a magical talking cat. Please take care of him."...

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