UPJOKE

TIFU by ordering food from my phone.

So I used the Subway app to order my lunch. I was in a hurry, so no time to wait in line. I put the order together, paid for it, and made my way to pick it up.

When I told the guy my name for the order, he handed it over and thanked me for my business. I went to check the food to make sure h...

When ordering food at a restaurant

I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, β€œIt depends. Wakanda pizza?”

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