I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory......
I just couldn’t concentrate.
I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.
I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a his...
What do you call the head of an Orange juice factory?
Chief Naval Officer
I used to work at an orange juice factory but was fired because I couldn't concentrate.
So I tried my hand at being a lumberjack. I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. Then i gave being a barber a go. But I didn't cut it. I was then hired as a tailor and found I wasn't suited for the job.
A joke told to me today by a little old man at Taco Bell completely out of the blue
Why was the man fired from his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn’t concentrate.
In a interview, my boss asked me, "Why do you think you should work here?"
I said, "My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
I then tried crushing cans for recycling, but I quit because it was soda-pressing....
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