UPJOKE

Can you all please stop hating on Pepsi, Coke, and Orange Crush?

Seriously, it's soda pressing.

I had this horrible nightmare last night!

It was just horrifying, I was on a boat in a lake, when suddenly my boat tipped over! As I fell into the lake I realized it was orange, orange crush infact! Tasted delicious, but after a minute I started sinking, I was going to drown in a lake of orange crush!

That's when I woke up and realiz...

What do you call it when you're in love with trump?

Having an orange crush

I'm a vertebrate that's in love with the president elect.

I guess you could say I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush.

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