"So is that a gun in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?"
"Both ,now get in the van"
A girl visits her boyfriend on a Friday night
Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Boy: Actually, it's a banana. They were on sale.
Girl: OK... is that another banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Boy: It was a 2-for-1 sale.
Girl: Alright, fine... is that yet anothe...
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A man was meeting a girlfriend somewhere...
And she said: "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" He replied: "Either way, we're having sex tonight"
KGB Joke. Because we don’t have enough Soviet era humor
Natasha is walking down street in Moscow and sees KGB friend Boris walking toward her.
Natasha says, “Is that gun in pocket or are you just happy to see me.”
Shot rings out and Natasha falls dead on street.
Was gun.
On my first day of work as a zoo keeper I noticed one of my male coworkers had a bulge in his pants. I asked him...
"Is that a small monkey in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
He said "Yeah, it's Macaque"
What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?
Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me?
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