If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door.
He’s standing right behind you.
Every time I open the fridge, my wife tells me I eat too much.
It's gotten really irritating, she's told me 50 times today!
My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, saying “this isn’t working anymore”
I open the fridge and it’s working fine WTF
i rubbed a lamp once and a genie came out of it
he said i'll grant you one wish, i said i wish i could talk to cheese
*poof* he granted my wish and disappeared
a few days later i'm in my house, and i open the fridge out of boredom and i see this block of cheese
and it said to me: "hey mister, i don't wanna stay in your fridge...
science explained
This is a joke translated from german Original is from Vince Ebert, a german comedian
What is Science? Simple said Science is about making a prediction and then try to proof it, Example: If i theorise "There is Beer in the fridge!" and then proceed and go looking into the fridge fo...
It's an old joke, but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in th...
100 bricks are on a plane and one fell off, how many bricks are left?
99
How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge, take everything out, put the giraffe in and close the door
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door
The lions hosted a party and a...
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question
Teacher: Yes!
Student: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: I don't know.
Student: it's easy. You just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: Okay ask!
Student: How to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's e...
300 Bricks on a plane
There are 300 bricks on a plane, 1 falls off. How many are left? Pretty simple, 299.
What are the 3 steps to put an elephant in a fridge? Easy, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, and close the fridge.
What are the 4 steps to put a Giraffe in the fridge? Easy, open the fr...
Here's a joke I once heard in summer school
There's a plane filled with 5000 bricks. One fell out, so how many are left in the plane? >!4999!<
How do you put an elephant in a fridge? >!Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge!<
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? >!Open the fridge, take the elephan...
Some jokes that my mum told me a long while ago :D
Joke 1:
How do you put an elephant inside a fridge in three steps?
Step 1: Open the fridge door. Step 2: Put the elephant in. Step 3: Close the fridge door.
Joke 2:
How do you put a giraffe inside a fridge in four steps?
Step 1: Open the fridge door. ...
How many steps? - Add questions if you have something similar.
* How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the fridge? * Three: open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. * How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the fridge? * Four: open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the fridge. * All the an...
Collection of joke that were retold countless times when I was younger.
A plane carrying bricks was flying northeast over a jungle when a brick fell out. Which direction did the brick fell in?
- Down.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
- Open the fridge.
- Put elephant in.
- Close the fridge.
...
Unlucky
Q: A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane? A: 99.
Q: What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? A: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the fridge.
Q: What are the four steps to putting an elephant in the fr...
I got home and found my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's"
I open the fridge, the light comes on, the beer is cold... like I keep saying - that woman is delusional.
The job interview
Boss: There are 900 bricks on an airplane. If you drop 1 outside, how many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 899.
Boss : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
Boss : What are the four step...
I was on a plane,
Me: The plane had 500 bricks on it I threw 1 brick down, how many were left on board
Friend: 499.
Me: Ok clever guy, so how do you put an elephant into the fridge, but in 3 steps.
Friend: Easy! Open the fridge, put the elephant, close the fridge. You didn't say how big the fri...
There is only one mother
Kids in school were told to write a short essay with the phrase "There is only one mother". The next day in class the Timmy reads "There is only one mother and she takes care of me when I'm sick", next Sarah reads "There is only one mother and she prepares meals for the whole family, does the laundr...
I must be getting old...
While reading a post about someone asking for "short clean jokes" this one came to my mind and I can't believe I remember it entirely after such a long time... I do not remember having read it here but if it's a repeat ~ I'm sorry...
So here goes...
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