UPJOKE

Lockdown here in Australia is confusing.

I have no idea whatโ€™s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.

Why we cremate people:

Some people get creamted because when you die, your family is gonna want to put you in a casket for the funeral. And if they can't decide whether to choose open or closed, they compromise... and put you in ajar.

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