Open Book Jokes

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition.

But it's written in chinese and about quantum mechanics.

But it's very poorly written and I die in the end.

It’s nearing the end of the semester at a prestigious university of philosophy. The 100+ students wait eagerly for the professor to enter the auditorium & begin their final exam. They all have their notebooks out, as the final is open book. The professor enters and, without saying a word, puts h... read more