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Only Fan Jokes

Having depression is like your girl having an only fans.

You might be cool with it but, you stay wondering who’s watching and what they think.

I tried only fans for a bit, but...

My house was still too hot so I ended up getting a new AC system.

My wife asked why I had the only fans app on my phone.

I responded to fund her sisters college tuition.

Me and my wife recently started using Only Fans.

Because our air conditioner broke.

And this will definitely help pay for a new air conditioner.

I have a question for only fans users

Why don’t you get air conditioning instead

Why is Only Fans so cheap in Alabama?

Family discount.

What should you do if you can’t afford to fix your A/C?

Start using only fans!

Thanks, I’ll see myself out!

New store is a success!

I opened a store where I sell fans -

I named it Only Fans and business is booming!

I think my dad is obsessed with air circulation.

I looked on his search history and it was all for "only fans." Weird.

Got an estimate on installing a new Air Conditioner in our house for $18k…

Looks like we’re going with Only Fans this summer.

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I feel bad for porn stars…

They don’t get AC, only fans

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Strippers don't use air conditioners...

Only fans

My family has been specializing in ventilator sales for over 40 years.

I don't know why we've been getting so many creeps lately at our Only Fans store.

True story… three days into the pnw heatwave I overheard a coworker and his client talking about how they were dealing with the heat…

Client: “I had to spend the last three days at my girlfriends apartment” Coworker: “Oh, does she have air conditioning” Client: “No… Only Fans.”

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John to sex worker: Damn, it's hot in here, do you have an AC?

"Nope I have only fans"

I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house naked for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed

Except now she’s got only fans

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