Please help. When I was a kid I had a large joke book that I loved to read over and over. One page had a pretty long list of this type of joke (where the end could be read as a “noun verb” instead of a “noun”). Now that book is long...
An old man in stalinist russia gets newspapers every day from the stand like clockwork.
He always turns straight to one page, and thereafter throws the paper in the bin.
Curious, the vendor one day asks him, "what are you looking at in those papers every day huh?"
The man replies, "the obituaries."
The vendor asks, "so how come you only ever look at one page of th...
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Marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny.
When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.
One page after another, he pointed out...
The scariest book of all time!! [LONG]
There once lived an author named Mr. Troller. He was infamous as the writer of the scariest book ever. Only three people ever bought his book and after reading his book , all the three guys passed away . The reason nobody bought his book was because it was damn expensive ($150,000) and nobody wanted...
A captain of a ship was retiring after 40 years in the business.
He had some good voyages, and some bad, but it was finally time to sail one last time. Before each trip, the captain would open a small leather book, read a certain page, close the book and board the ship for the voyage. Only he knew what the leather book said. Not even his first mate knew what the ...
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