I went on a tour of stalactites and stalagmites, and the tour guide said 'please don't crack one off'
And she wasn't even that attractive.
>!Still managed.!<
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Two deaf guys stop off in a pub one night on the way home from their lip reading class.
Communicating by using their new lip reading skills one offers to buy the drinks and gives the money to the other who goes to the bar to get them.
At the bar he asks for two pints of lager which the barman puts on the bar and then says “that’ll be £15 please.”
The deaf guy looks shocke...
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