My wife is one of a kind. She never says no to a shag, has great tits and even swallows.
But her bird collecting has gone far enough now.
A farmer accidentally overcooked his, one of a kind, psychic cow
He now has a rare medium well done
My wife truly is a one of a kind...
Of all the hands I could have been dealt, literally the worst.
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A man walks into a brothel
A man walks into a brothel one day and says to the woman: “I’m here to enjoy an evening with a young woman. Is this a fine establishment?”
The woman replies “oh absolutely! This is the finest establishment that you’ll find within a 300 mile radius!”
The man states “great! I have a 12 i...
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered...
Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes."
The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed read...
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