UPJOKE

Donate one lung and you’re a hero

I donate 7 and I get arrested

What did one lung say to the other?

We be-lung together

I know nothing about the sport of fencing

But I attended a match with a friend who promised to explain everything.

The fencer took position, and one lunged at the other who batted the blade away.

The crowd went wild.

"That was a parry." My friend explained.

The fencer lunged again, the other deflected the blade...

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