What do you call the woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
I met a girl with one leg shorter than the other.
I asked her name.
She said ”Ailene”.
I replied ”I can see that, but I asked for your name.”
How can you tell Donald Trump has one leg shorter than the other?
He leans to the Right.
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What did the store manager say to the mannequin that had one leg shorter than the other?
"I can't fucking stand you."
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
That same guy in your pool? Bob
Same guy in your hot tub? Stew
Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack
Same guy on your porch? Matt
Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer
Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel
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