A man decides to buy two horses. When he brought them home he realized he needed some way to tell them apart .
So he called his neighbor to help out. The neighbor said "You know, you could just snip a little bit of one horse's tail and leave the other one's intact, that way you can tell them apart by the length of the tail". The man liked that idea and he took some scissors and snipped a bit of the first hor...
A cowboy walks into a livery stable and asks for a horse...
"I need a horse, but I'm short on cash. What can I get for $25?" the cowboy asks the owner.
"Well, for fifteen I can give you 'ol Bill. He's seen a few years but he's still a fast horse" replies the owner.
"Why so cheap then?"
"Well, he ain't so good at listening. You see, he ge...
A man is driving down an old dirt road
As he is driving he notices there are very few houses nearby, as he is enjoying the scenery he runs his car over into the ditch. As it had recently rained the ditch was slick and muddy and he had found himself stuck. He realizes his predicament so he starts walking. He walks up to a house and see's ...
What are some jokes with multiple punchlines? Here is an example what i mean:
A journalist was about to interview a company that advertised 100% chicken meat sausages. The interviewer asked if the sausages are realy 100% chicken meat. Company director:"well this is a secret, but for the sausages to remain juicy, we need to add some horse meat" Interviewer: "Horse mea...
A Blonde Buys Two Horses
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse’s tail tore in the same place, and the blonde was no longer able to tell t...
The Christian horse.
A man was driving down the long highway in his car. All of a sudden his car broke down.
The man walked for a while and ended up at a farm. As he was trying to find the owner of the farm, he spotted one horse and wanted to see if he could borrow the horse. He met with the farmer and asked him...
Was the horse head scene in the Godfather…..
A one horse slay?
A man wants to go horseback riding
When the man gets to the ranch, he asks the owner if he can ride of the horses. The owner replies “Looks like we have one horse you can ride, however this horse is a little different than our other horses”.
The man asks “How so?”
“This horse is religious. I ride this horse to church, i...
*gestures at horses* here are the stables
\*gestures at other, flickering, vibrating horses. one horse explodes* and here are the unstables
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