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One Ball Jokes

My friend gets mad when I mention he only has one ball.

That's no reason to get testy.

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What did one ball say to the other?

Who's the dick in the middle?

What's the difference between a man with one ball and a man with none?

Well, there's not a vas deferens

You can't lose this ball

Two golfers are about to play 18 holes when one of them says he's going to the pro shop to buy some golf balls, and asks his friend if he needs any balls.

His friend says, "No thanks, I have a ball."

The golfer says, "You only have ONE ball?? You're going to lose that, and then what w...

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So how about a real joke about Bulgarians for a change?

A flying saucer beams up a German engineer, an Indian guru and a Bulgarian. The three of them are informed by an alien in a lab coat that standard procedure when contacting an unfamiliar species is to subject them to the standardized intergalactic intelligence test.

"You will be put in an air...

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there was a guy with 3 balls

he went to the doctor to get this checked, but he was too embarrassed to tell this straight to the doctor so he told the doctor: you know that thind we have down there? lets just say me and you together have 5 of them. so the doctor tells him surprised: are you trying to tell me you have only one ba...

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