One Armed Man Jokes - 6 Hilarious One Armed Man Jokes

I was talking via sign language with a one armed man…

Problem is I was only getting half of what he was saying.

Thought this up yesterday on a camping trip when my daughter was showing me what she learned at preschool.

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I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals.

It's shift work.

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How did the one armed man say grace?

Rub a dub dub, thanks for for the nub.

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Saw a one armed man shopping in a second hand store.

I told him, you’re not going to find what you’re looking for.

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Last week I performed for a one armed man..

He was a right miserable bastard. Seriously. I threw my absolute best at him and the fucker still wouldn't clap.

In a world with no weapons, the one armed man . . .

Could still have a better punchline than this.

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