I was talking via sign language with a one armed man…
Problem is I was only getting half of what he was saying.
Thought this up yesterday on a camping trip when my daughter was showing me what she learned at preschool.
I have a job helping a one armed man type capitals.
It's shift work.
How did the one armed man say grace?
Rub a dub dub, thanks for for the nub.
Saw a one armed man shopping in a second hand store.
I told him, you’re not going to find what you’re looking for.
In a world with no weapons, the one armed man . . .
Could still have a better punchline than this.
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Last week I performed for a one armed man..
He was a right miserable bastard. Seriously. I threw my absolute best at him and the fucker still wouldn't clap.
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