Which motor vehicle was prominently featured in the Bible?
Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
How do we know the Apostles drove a Honda?
“When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one accord.”
What kind of car did Jesus drive?
He and his disciples were together in one Accord.
Proof that Jesus and his disciples were all Mexicans...
It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!
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I entered ten puns into a pun contest
I was hoping at least one would win, and in fact seven did. The prize was that they would be published in the local paper.
A week after they were published, I was contacted by a huge publisher that said they liked my puns so much that they offered to pay me an advance to write a book of puns!...
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