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Once You Go Jokes

Once you go black, you never go back

I can't believe I used to add milk to coffee

Know how they say once you go black you don't go back. Yeah well, once you go white.

Your credits tight!

Once you go boomerang...

you always come back

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Once you go black you never go back.

This is a very concerning statement for me because my poop has been black for about a week and it burns really bad and google says black stool means blood early in my digestive tract and I don't know what to do please help

As the saying goes, once you go black...

You become a single mother.

The Husband Store

So a new store opened up in town where women can go and find the love of their lives. There are some rules though:

1. You can only shop once. Ever.
2. The quality of the 'merchandise' increases as you go up a floor (there are 6 floors total)
3. You can choose any product from any floor,...

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