Did you hear about the crazy guy that only kills on trains?
I was told he has a loco motive.
People don't like me reading over their shoulder on trains
And that's ridiculous because I'm not even that loud and I do all the voices.
Engineers and managers on train
(obligatory, English is my second language, so expect some mistakes)
Group of engineers and managers are going to a conference and they're travelling by train. Managers bought one ticket each while whole engineers group has single ticket. Managers laught at them for not planning properly, bu...
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Last stop on the masturbation train!
All passengers getting off
Did you hear about the guy on the Oregon Trail who was shot for insulting the leader of his wagon train?
He died from dissin’ Terry.
what is ginger ale on train-tracks?
ginger-rail
I have a joke on trains
But it's not the right platform to share.
What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks?
A loco motive
Why did the Spanish Psychopath only kill on trains?
Because he had a locomotive
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