On this day, when we Americans storm Area 51, you Europeans should storm the Vatican Archives
We'll take on the aliens, you'll take on the predators.
On this day in 1605 Guy Fawkes began his journey to London
It would take him several days because his legs were made of old tights stuffed with newspapers.
It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.
And anyway, the punchline's too long.
On this day, five years ago
Five years ago today, I asked the love of my life to be my girlfriend.
Tonight, I asked her to be my wife.
She said no both times.
What did Mary Antoinette say on this day in history?
Let them eat cake day!
Clickbait- new report identifies most diets fail if they start on this day:
Tomorrow
If you wanted to buy a car in Russia, you needed to order it 10 years in advance and pay for it.
In Russia, if you wanted to buy a car you needed to order it 10 years in advance and pay for it. So a fellow goes to order a car, brings his cash, stands in line. The clerk says, “Very good comrade, you will receive your car on this day, 10 years from now”. The man asks “In the morning o...
My favorite joke to tell on this day: what does a Mexican cut a pizza with?
Little Caesars!
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