John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!...
An r/Jokes subscriber was fencing...
His opponent was confused because he was fully on the offensive and made not even one defensive move.
After the game, the opponent asked him about his unorthodox technique.
He replied, "Oh yeah, I only know how to riposte."
An old man was tired of reading about local muggings of seniors in his neighbourhood. (Long)
Determined to not sit back and see the crime wave continue any longer, he decided to take action.
The old fellow learned that according to victim statements and witnesses, the perpetrator was a fairly large woman who walked up to frail seniors and demanded money under threat.
Knowing...
A man insulted me, so I challenged him to a duel.
I took the first swing, but he parried and thrust his sword into my shoulder. "Ow!" I said, and swung at him again. Again, he parried and thrust, this time hitting me in the stomach. "Christ, man, are you ever going to go on the offensive?!" I shouted at him. He simply shrugged and invited me to com...
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